$10.00 $15.00
Matte white/cobalt blue, 14 ounce coffee mug. *Actual orange and blue might differ slightly from screen color.
$14.00 $25.00
These have been a huge hit! Astonishing Al likes a big hot steaming cup of blood in the morning and this new sealable cup was his idea. Get it while...
$10.00 $15.00
Blanket Forteana immortalized in this amazing illustration by David Spencer. **This pint glass is clear** * Wash by hand to preserve graphics!
Sold Out - $4.00 $10.00
NO REFUNDS ON SECONDS + MISTAKES This first batch of these were printed a little on the dark side, and no we're not talking about The Force. They just came...
$5.00 $9.99
Al preened and primped in the mirror for 3 weeks before snapping the selfie that inspired this patch. Heat-seal or stitch it onto anything. It doesn't bite!
$15.00 $25.00
Put this Astonishing Catch-all out on the next blood moon to scare off werewolves! (Or just use it to stash your car keys.) made by Bubo Handmade
$25.00
Astonishingly comfy beanies! Roots73 Virden Knit Beanie - made of 100% acrylic 1x2 rib knit material for a snug, comfy fit. Ultra-high quality from Roots. One size fits most.
$25.00
Aren't these A-HORRIBLE? Or are they so great? They're pretty great. No, they don't glow in the dark. The world is scary enough for your newborn. Still, these are pretty awesome.
$15.00
Please note, clicking "buy" will take you to the Polite Coffee Co's website to purchase. Use ASTONISHING15 for 15% off at checkout! In the world of relentless research and tireless legend...
$15.00
Please note, clicking "buy" will take you to the Polite Coffee Co's website to purchase. Use ASTONISHING15 for 15% off at checkout! In the shadowy realm of coffee, where legends brew...
$45.00
AL wanted to share it up this year with something BRAND NEW (but still just as cozy). Enter our limited edition SWEATPANTS! That's right, now you can get extra cozy...
Sold Out - $25.00
Astonishing Al doesn't like hats. They get in the way of his headphones, but he thinks YOU should wear one because then he can buy more headphones. Check these out...
$24.99
Behold the new logo. printed on a 100% ring-spun cotton unisex tee. Buy one now, you'll be the talk of the town. SIZE CHART XS S M L XL 2XL...
$10.00 $15.00
Al loves a good pint of grog. Well, he's from a different time period. But he thinks you'll enjoy whatever your favorite cold beverage is in this pint glass featuring...
$52.00
Astonishingly comfy - this is a heavyweight sweatshirt that is sure to last. ** THESE RUN BIG REFER TO SIZE CHART FOR REFERENCE** Size Chart XS S M L XL...
$0.50 $1.00
Al took several souls in trade for the labor to hand screen print these stickers. He thinks you should put them anywhere that doesn't have a sticker. 3" in diameter.
$0.50 $1.00
Al took several souls in trade for the labor to hand screen print these stickers. He thinks you should put them anywhere that doesn't have a sticker. 3" in diameter.
$24.99
Behold the new logo. printed on a 100% ring-spun cotton unisex tee. Buy one now, you'll be the talk of the town. We are printing these on demand so be...
$17.00
Navy blue double-insulted 17oz water bottle featuring the infamous Al and the Astonishing Legends logo in white. Product Detail: 17oz Double-wall stainless steel with a stainless steel lid (#5 PP...
$52.00
Al said some people don't like pullover hoodies, and he's right. So here's a zip up version with his beautiful new face! Astonishingly comfy - this is a heavyweight sweatshirt...